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2007 (Year One)
June 2007
- June 20, 2007 - The S Word: The strip begins with a whimper.
- June 22, 2007 - Hair Problems: The hidden dangers of rapid hair growth.
- June 25, 2007 - Shades Of Truth: Searching for coolness.
- June 27, 2007 - Create Your Own: Certainly not looking for trouble.
- June 29, 2007 - The Ghost Of Webcomics: Digging myself even deeper into the mud.
July 2007
- July 2, 2007 - Everything Is My Fault: Playing the blame game.
- July 4, 2007 - I Feel Uncomfortable With That Subject: How to tell how old I am.
- July 6, 2007 - A Nearly Fatal Disease: Mindless talk can become supremely dangerous.
- July 9, 2007 - Acknowledging The Influence: Upending the roots of the strip.
- July 11, 2007 - Color Theory, Part 1: Explaining the ground rules.
- July 13, 2007 - King Of Comebacks: Another reason for not reading in public.
- July 16, 2007 - The Ultimate in Cold Relief: Coming soon to a drugstore near you.
- July 18, 2007 - A Note On Current Events: Justifying violence one hit at a time.
- July 20, 2007 - Violating The Rules: A puntastic fairy tale extravaganza.
- July 23, 2007 - The Eyebrow Story, Part 1: Do not do this under any circumstances.
- July 25, 2007 - The Eyebrow Story, Part 2: So now I know what they're there for.
- July 27, 2007 - Introducing the Wife, Part 1: Doubling the cast of characters.
- July 30, 2007 - Introducing the Wife, Part 2: Tic Toc.
August 2007
- August 1, 2007 - Introducing the Wife, Part 3: Synchronized clocks.
- August 3, 2007 - Introducing the Wife, Part 4: Revenge is a dish best served with a pencil.
- August 6, 2007 - The Big Drug Scare, Part 1: Staying sober because the alternative may be worse.
- August 8, 2007 - The Big Drug Scare, Part 2: Let's get cooking.
- August 10, 2007 - The Big Drug Scare, Part 3: Getting knocked down a notch.
- August 13, 2007 - Stupid And Evil: Under the influence.
- August 15, 2007 - Avian Flu Alert: A quick sanity check.
- August 17, 2007 - I Would Like Everything Else: Be careful what you wish for.
- August 20, 2007 - Troublesome News: And the weather today: for most of the day, crisis.
- August 22, 2007 - A Fragile Agreement: Over the course of a relationship, things change.
- August 24, 2007 - The Wrong Truth: Do not try this at home.
- August 27, 2007 - The Southern Avenger, Part 1: Crossing time and space to...
- August 29, 2007 - The Southern Avenger, Part 2: ... intervene on a matter not his own..
- August 31, 2007 - The Southern Avenger, Part 3: Some 'splaining to do..
September 2007
- September 3, 2007 - Introducing Andrew: He talks, you listen.
- September 5, 2007 - Heading for a Ledge: Three, two, one, Godwin's law.
- September 7, 2007 - Play It for Me: Finding a theme for Andrew.
- September 10, 2007 - Seeing A Lady: Back to the old grind.
- September 12, 2007 - The Lady's Got Claws: Suffering to get better.
- September 14, 2007 - Stand Up Straight: Limits on self-improvement.
- September 17, 2007 - Color Theory, Part 2: Out with the truth.
- September 19, 2007 - Tear Down This Wall: Setting the record straight.
- September 21, 2007 - How Do I Look: Facing the mirror.
- September 24, 2007 - Easily Intimidated: A t-shirt design to ward off Evil.
- September 26, 2007 - With Friends Like These: Second-guessing the logo.
- September 28, 2007 - Inward and Outward Appearances: Unable to live up to anyone's expectations.
October 2007
- October 1, 2007 - Inner Space: Meeting one of the little people.
- October 3, 2007 - The Ages Of Man, Part 1: When the Need for Speed subsides.
- October 5, 2007 - Chipped, Part 1: Explaining the low-fat curse.
- October 8, 2007 - Chipped, Part 2: Regardless of my decision, I lose.
- October 10, 2007 - Chipped, Part 3: Pigeon surprise.
- October 12, 2007 - 50 Strips!: Time to sift through the reader mail.
- October 15, 2007 - The Brown Side, Again: More reader mail.
- October 17, 2007 - Fan Service: Yet more reader mail.
- October 19, 2007 - Keeping It Real: Pandering... a sure sign of desperation.
- October 22, 2007 - Too Much Information: The lady who knew too much.
- October 24, 2007 - It's I-Wish-I-Was-Dead Day: Making a display of myself.
- October 26, 2007 - Point Of Contention: Anticipating the crumble.
- October 29, 2007 - Bring On The Hot Stuff: Revenge of the speechless.
- October 31, 2007 - Tribute To The Pumpkin King: One is never too old for Halloween.
November 2007
- November 2, 2007 - Dealing With Feedback: Handling input from others.
- November 5, 2007 - The Weight of Fairy Tales: Assigning blame.
- November 7, 2007 - The Way She Laughs, Part 1: Best of all, it's contagious.
- November 9, 2007 - The Way She Laughs, Part 2: Cheerfulness meets materialism.
- November 12, 2007 - Aural Drug Consumption, Part 1: When addiction goes the other way.
- November 14, 2007 - Aural Drug Consumption, Part 2: The power and perils of music.
- November 16, 2007 - Aural Drug Consumption, Part 3: Not quite level.
- November 19, 2007 - And The Winner Is: Frankly, I can't handle it.
- November 21, 2007 - One Man's Opinion, Part 1: Name a topic, any topic.
- November 23, 2007 - One Man's Opinion, Part 2: In 800 words or more.
- November 26, 2007 - Night Of The Living Creep: Neither awake nor asleep.
- November 28, 2007 - Reality Strikes Back: Feedback you can't just click away.
- November 30, 2007 - Music & Me Part 1: Thomas Dolby: Tracing two lifelines.
December 2007
- December 3, 2007 - Going Out: Dealing with the weather.
- December 5, 2007 - The Fine Art of Conversation: She may be faking it.
- December 7, 2007 - Morning Revelations: Equal and opposite reaction.
- December 10, 2007 - Not So Good With Children, Part 1: Trying to manage an unfamiliar task.
- December 12, 2007 - A Matter of Phrasing: Getting personal in an ad.
- December 14, 2007 - Not So Good With Children, Part 2: Doing my best to cope.
- December 17, 2007 - Not So Good With Children, Part 3: Hubris gets the best of me.
- December 19, 2007 - No Sale: Childless with a vengeance.
- December 21, 2007 - More About Bwaaah: There are plenty of reasons for crying.
- December 23, 2007 - Diary of a Stripper, Part 1: When criticism stares you in the face.
- December 28, 2007 - The Big Reveal: Uncovering a long-time mystery.
- December 31, 2007 - Possessed: Picture yourself coming home.
2008 (Year Two)
January 2008
- January 2, 2008 - The Announcement, Part 1: It's not the end of the world. Yet.
- January 4, 2008 - The Announcement, Part 2: Anticipating audience reaction.
- January 7, 2008 - Playing With Fire: Trouble anticipated, yet ignored.
- January 9, 2008 - Meet Mom, Part 1: Heading for a beheading.
- January 11, 2008 - Meet Mom, Part 2: Setting myself up for a lawsuit.
- January 14, 2008 - Fatherly Advice: A good talking-to.
- January 16, 2008 - Dealing With Mom: One does not simply walk into Mordor.
- January 18, 2008 - Mom And The Murderers: Scary beyond all reason.
- January 21, 2008 - An Utter Failure: Unpleasantness ahoy.
- January 23, 2008 - More Hair Problems: A problem some people wish they had.
- January 25, 2008 - Award Winning: I wish to file a complaint.
- January 28, 2008 - Deleted Scenes: Sifting through a DVD's bonus features.
- January 30, 2008 - Good Morning, Part 1: How to take on a new day.
February 2008
- February 1, 2008 - Good Morning, Part 2: How not to start a new day.
- February 4, 2008 - Meet Dad: Place foot in mouth firmly.
- February 6, 2008 - The Announcement, Part 3: Bye, have a nice life.
- February 8, 2008 - It's A Wrap: Welcome to the Aftershow.
- February 11, 2008 - It's A Creature, Part 1: A gripping introduction.
- February 13, 2008 - It's A Creature, Part 2: The big reveal.
- February 15, 2008 - It's A Creature, Part 3: Examining the beast.
- February 18, 2008 - But You Promised: Not much of an option.
- February 20, 2008 - Back To Work: How it's done.
- February 22, 2008 - The Worst Pun Known To Man: Smalltalk with my reader.
- February 25, 2008 - Not Done Yet After All: Explaining it to the cast.
- February 27, 2008 - Way Past Its Prime: You knew this already.
- February 29, 2008 - What To Wear, Part 1: Men are just not built for this.
March 2008
- March 3, 2008 - What To Wear, Part 2: White, moving towards yellowish.
- March 5, 2008 - Sucks To Be Me, Part 1: The fine art of self-deprecation.
- March 7, 2008 - Return Of The Nose: Pass it on.
- March 10, 2008 - Bovine Intervention, Part 1: Losing track of time.
- March 12, 2008 - Curse of Apple, Part 1: A meeting of equals.
- March 14, 2008 - Curse of Apple, Part 2: How to lose friends and alienate people.
- March 17, 2008 - Temporarily Out Of Service: Sorry, no strip today.
- March 21, 2008 - Bovine Intervention, Part 2: Late again.
- March 24, 2008 - Wardrobe Dysfunction: Not presented in smell-o-vision.
- March 26, 2008 - Audience Baiting: Aiming for a teenage audience.
- March 28, 2008 - Bovine Intervention, Part 3: What now, cow.
- March 31, 2008 - Does Not Compute: Delayed response due to parse error.
April 2008
- April 2, 2008 - System Messages: Ignore them at your own peril.
- April 4, 2008 - Bliss: Twelve-stepping might work.
- April 7, 2008 - The A.M. Shock: From "not awake enough" to "too awake".
- April 9, 2008 - Reorientation: A change of priorities.
- April 11, 2008 - Married Life: Relationships change.
- April 14, 2008 - Corduroy Cat Sketch: A quick sketch while the artist is busy elsewhere.
- April 16, 2008 - Diary of a Stripper, Part 2: Gauging Andy's opinion from non-verbal clues.
- April 18, 2008 - Diary of a Stripper, Part 3: Good, yet unheeded advice.
- April 21, 2008 - The Message, Part 1: I've come to teach you the meaning of life.
- April 24, 2008 - Self-Evaluation: Do onto others.
- April 25, 2008 - Diary Of A Stripper, Part 4: An idea materializes.
- April 28, 2008 - Introducing Beansprout, Part 1: A new character enters the fray.
- April 30, 2008 - Introducing Beansprout, Part 2: The wisdom of the aging.
May 2008
- May 2, 2008 - Introducing Beansprout, Part 3: The truth hurts.
- May 5, 2008 - Music & Me Part 2: Adamski: The bassline changed my life.
- May 7, 2008 - Hidden Subtext: Every present tells a story.
- May 9, 2008 - Automated Response: When oral answers get tedious.
- May 14, 2008 - The Message, Part 2: You can't win with politics.
- May 16, 2008 - On Politics, Part 1: Being sanctimonious.
- May 21, 2008 - On Politics, Part 2: More sanctimonious talk about politics.
- May 23, 2008 - Opposite Reaction: No jury would condemn her.
- May 26, 2008 - Regarding Violence: Reconsidering a common saying.
- May 28, 2008 - Useless Aversions: Let's go spend some money.
- May 30, 2008 - Botched Endings: Televised disappointments.
June 2008
- June 2, 2008 - Intimate Revelations, Part 1: Public exposure.
- June 4, 2008 - Intimate Revelations, Part 2: Rotten moods.
- June 6, 2008 - Intimate Revelations, Part 3: I want to thank you so much.
- June 9, 2008 - The Child Question, Part 1: Opening an old can of worms.
- June 11, 2008 - The Child Question, Part 2: Trying to get some answers.
- June 13, 2008 - The Child Question, Part 3: When answers aren't.
- June 16, 2008 - Mediocrity Rules: Quality is for suckers.
- June 18, 2008 - A Sincere Plea: Feedback, send me feedback.
- June 20, 2008 - When I Get Older: Old adages are small comfort.
- June 24, 2008 - Sketch Time 1: Andrew Evolves.
- June 26, 2008 - Sketch Time 2: Preliminary drawings.
- July 1, 2008 - Sketch Time 3: The monstrous Reader.
- July 3, 2008 - Sketch Time 4: Square, round and a cat.